John Y’s Musings from the Middle: SHARKNADO!!!!

“If you can’t succeed….. at least fail spectacularly.”

That’s advice I’ve taken to heart and is exemplified recently in the new movie Sharknado.

You read that right. It’s a scary movie about the nightmarish scenario of what would happen if you combined sharks and tornadoes.

It is so bad it’s good. Or at least entertaining.

It’s the best sci-fi adventure film since SNL’s Laser Cats.

Only longer. And without Andy Samberg.

But you won’t want to miss this gem. An overnight cult classic.

jyb_musingsHere’s the clip!

Warning: Weak dialogue and preposterous premise may offend the artistic sensibilities of young discriminating viewers.

Others will find it hilarious.

And we are reminded that if you can’t make a good film, then at least make one so cheesy and lousy that everyone will be talking about it.

And watching it!

And you creators will cheerfully allow us to laugh at them….all the way to their bank.

Artur Davis: The Aftermath of a Verdict in Florida

Let’s start with what did not happen in a Sanford, Florida courtroom this past weekend. No, Trayvon Martin is not Emmett Till. Not unless you believe that a jury that deliberated for 67 minutes before acquitting Till’s killers is comparable to the panel that slogged for 12 consecutive hours, 16 hours total, to weigh George Zimmerman’s fate. Not unless you equate a travesty in Mississippi that allowed the victim’s mother to be quizzed about whether she had a burial policy on her child, that permitted defense lawyers to argue that acquittal would make the jurors’ white forefathers turn in their grave, with the universally applauded professionalism of the trial judge in Sanford, and an evidentiary playing field that seemed if anything tilted toward the prosecution. (Pre-trial rulings shielded the jury from ever hearing unflattering details that Trayvon sought to purchase a gun and had a poor disciplinary history in school).

No, the Zimmerman trial and the consternation in many quarters over the verdict is not responsible for reigniting racial tensions in America. To the contrary, it only laid bare what we already know too well—that too many blacks and whites circle each other in exaggerated fear, through lenses so fractured that a black child out of place can look like a menace, while a nervous, plodding white man can seem an affront to a young black man’s dignity and manhood.

davis_artur-11And no, some of George Zimmerman’s defenders aren’t playing some vicious race card by pointing out the slew of teenaged black on black deaths in the inner city, and wondering why the outrage is more muted. To the contrary, they are speaking a truth that more black politicians and activists ought to be galvanized about: that the young, African American and poor are most at risk from each other.

I wish I could say with more confidence what actually did happen. Three weeks of obsessive trial watching did not resolve for me the question of which unwise act was more meaningful legally: one man recklessly following another and then confronting him without the license that a badge confers, or another young man landing blows and running the risk that the guy he struck might be bringing a gun to a fistfight. Forensic testimony didn’t shed light on whether Zimmerman pulled a trigger because he was enraged or because he was taking a pounding that had him thinking worse was coming. I still don’t know whether the prosecution’s failure to put on testimony from people in his church or community who knew the innocent, sunny side of Trayvon Martin was the product of overly cautious trial tactics or a result of looking and finding the cupboard bare.

And I wish, against all odds, that the millions of Americans who share those uncertainties won’t do the easiest thing. That would be to let the ambiguities of this case merge with disdain at the demagoguery over the result to create the moral dodge of wishing it would all fade away. The people who are about to overplay their outrage aren’t all wrong, not by any stretch. They are right to wonder how long it will take for the wrong interpretation of this trial to spin off a tragic imitation. They are right to remind us that Zimmerman’s defense looks nothing like the advocacy most defendants of any color receive when their freedom is imperiled: the lure of publicity and the money raised from the backlash at the media’s rush to judgment made Zimmerman a magnet for a high quality lawyering that is rare in criminal courtrooms. And they are right when they remind us that one’s view of the justice system correlates much too much with race and status. When the demonstrations and sensational tweets are done, all of the above will remain the same.

Michael Steele on the Zimmerman Verdict

John Y’s Musings from the Middle: Encounters with Icons

JYBs and AliMy early days as a sports agent (wanna be)

“Look, as long as I’m representing Muhammad, we aren’t fighting in Madison Square Garden or Yankee Stadium.

It’s either Freedom Hall or somewhere in Manilla in…wherever that is.

And I don’t want to hear that Don King’s name one more time. The guy is nuts and has lame hair and will never be able to compete with my doo no matter how hard he tries to copy me! I’m the original crazy-haired boxing promoter!

We clear fellas?”

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1002826_10153042331400515_912538479_nThis picture may have been the pivotal conversation I had with Colonel Sanders when I was 3 to persuade him to sell KFC.

“Look, Colonel, if you sell controlling interest to Jack Massey and my dad, it’ll be like you can be a kid again.

You’ll have all the money you want to buy toys and candy and we can dress up like cowboys, Indians, superheroes, colonels and what not and play in the back yard all day and mom will make cookies and lemonade for us.

No more of these long boring business meetings and endless phone calls about earnings. It’ll be awesome!”

Or it may have been the conversation about me wanting another piece of birthday cake.

I just can’t remember.

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Got game?! Kinda…. ; )

The apex of my athletics career….

At Freedom Hall performing at halftime basketball game in front of over 10,000 people as a member of the Bellarmine Junior Pros half-time entertainment.

We were good.

And Ken Fleming, future Metro Council member, was nearby. We won the Regional title for, well, not sure what they called us—half-time performers with basketballs, I guess.

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1006217_10153040825780515_74577573_nThis one is for Jeff Hoover.

Your fro beat mine. I give you that…. But you gotta admit, I gave you a run for your money!

Jeff Smith & Rod Jetton: Recovering from disgrace: Two Missouri politicians tell how

From Bob Priddy of Missouri.net

Jeff Smith156_Rod_Jetton_(R)_Marble_HillThey call themselves “recovering politicians”—political figures whose careers and dreams have come crashing down because of scandals. Two of them are Missourians.

State Senator Jeff Smith was a rising star in the Democratic Party when he went to federal prison for a year for lying to federal investigators about a minor campaign finance law violation. Former Speaker of the House Rod Jetton was looking at a lucrative career as a political consultant when he became entangled in a one-night stand of rough sex. He avoided prison by pleading guilty to a misdemeanor charge. But his political career, like Smith’s, was ruined.

Smith knew as soon as he heard that an associate had been charged with a series of non-campaign crimes that he was political toast. “In just a few moments of weakness in that first campaign, I now realized that I’d thrown away everything that I’d worked for all my life,” he told county officials last November.

And Jetton realized as soon as his incident became public that he could not avoid admitting what he’d done—to his father, a Baptist minister. “That pretty much strips your pride away,” he has told us.

Their book is called “The Recovering Politician’s Twelve Step Program to Survive Crisis.” Smith and Jetton are two of about a dozen former office-holders whose lives have taken new directions since their falls from grace. Jetton now is in private business and is president of a political newspaper that covers the Capitol. Smith now is a political science college teacher in New York and has written several political articles for national magazines.

The book: The Recovering Politician’s Twelve Step Program to Survive Crisis, …

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Jetton’s Chapter:

http://therecoveringpolitician.com/contributors/rodj/rod-jetton-big-success-can-lead-to-big-failure-an-exclusive-excerpt-from-the-recovering-politicians-twelve-step-program-to-survive-crisis

Smith wrote an op-ed piece for the Sept. 8 2009 Post-Dispatch:

http://www.stltoday.com/news/local/govt-and-politics/political-fix/jeff-smith-i-was-stupid-and-wrong/article_caacb873-6399-5d02-803f-a22b22fd7f21.html

Jason Grill: Tech Trek Teaser Day 1 Video

Check out a cameo from contributing RP (and former Missouri State Representative) Jason Grill in this teaser video about his taking part in a Google Glass experiment — and stay tuned in the days ahead for more videos chronicling their progress:

John Y’s Musings from the Middle: Parental Genius

Parental Genius!!

I wonder if young people will ever figure out what we adults did to them on Facebook?

Early on we hand-wrung, threatened, even took down our children’s Facebook pages to protect them from stalkers, bullying and time-wasting.

But nothing worked.

jyb_musingsFinally, in a brilliant stroke of parenting genius, we switched to a final and dramatic strategy.

We decided —without our children suspecting—to take over Facebook by using it ourselves until our children no longer believed Facebook was cool.

After just a few years into this brilliant and bold move it is working beyond parent’s wildest dreams.

Recovering Pol Artur Davis could win Virginia seat, internal poll suggests

davis_artur-11From The Daily Caller:

Artur Davis might actually have a shot at being the first politician in half a century to be elected to Congress in two different states.

Virginia Republican Rep. Frank Wolf has represented his state’s 10th congressional district for over three decades. In the 2012 election cycle, he cruised to his 17th consecutive term by a healthy 21-percent margin, despite his district having gone to Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney by a 1-percent margin.

Reportedly, Wolf has yet to indicate whether he will seek an 18th term and retire. But should he forgo reelection, the race for his successor will be wide open, according to preliminary polling — making it possible for even former Alabama Democratic Rep. Artur Davis, who switched political parties in 2012, to be elected in that district as a Republican.

 

With the exception of a brief spell in the late 1970s, Virginia’s 10th congressional district — which stretches from West Virginia to the outskirts of Washington, D.C. — has traditionally leaned Republican. But if Wolf were to retire, the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee would almost certainly have interest in an attempt to take the seat.

A survey conducted by a Republican polling entity on June 30-July 2 — with a sample of 432 and margin of error of 3.44 percent — shows no clear front-runner among a handful of potential Republican candidates that included Davis, Virginia State Sens. Jill Holtzman Vogel and Dick Black, Virginia State Dels. Barbara Comstock and Tim Hugo, and Prince William County Supervisor Corey Stewart.

The survey, commissioned by Davis and given to The Daily Caller by someone who has been shown the data and a polling memo connected with it, reveals Vogel and Black as front-runners but both coming in at under 17 percent with 31 percent of respondents undecided.

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John Y’s Musings from the Middle: How to Stay Relevant…When You’re Not

How to stay relevant even when you’re not.

Oh come on. You’ve wondered this too. It’s like trying to avoid excessive amounts of cellulite on our personality or wrinkles on our reputation. And, yes, it matters.

I saw this news release on my feed this morning:

Forbes listing of the “Most Powerful Celebrities” in the world.

I had no interest to read the article. We all have a pretty good idea of who the “most powerful celebrities” are.

Obviously,  Oprah tops the list. And it’s fair to assume Lady Gaga, Madonna and Justin Bieber are all in the mix near the top.

OK. Yawn.

But what about a list of “The Least Powerful Celebrities” in the world?

That would pique my interest. Maybe it’s age; maybe practicality or maybe fear. But increasingly I’m more interested with the secrets of maintaining my status as my skills and energy levels decline.

I would be interested to know how some celebrities have found ways to succeed at remaining celebrities while being on the brink of irrelevancy and without any apparent influence.

I know that doesn’t sound like the most exciting late night infomercial pitch.

Or does it?
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Think about it….

“Have you spent your career trying to establish yourself in some area and finally broken through? But now see age and agism start you on the downhill course toward obscurity and professional oblivion? What can you learn from Cuba Gooding, Vanilla Ice, Kato Kalin and Nik Wallenda? The surprising answer is “More than you might think.” What are their secrets to staying in the public mind despite nearly half the public believing they “may have died” several years ago? What is it that they do to differentiate themselves from those who have already transitioned to merely “former celebrities” with no power? How do they successfully get invited to appear on QVC and Donald Trump’s Celebrity Apprentice show while their less savvy borderline celebrity peers phase out of the public mind?

Now that is a pitch that I’d be interested in hearing more about. And be willing to buy the book, CDs and DVD set.

Operators are standing by.

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