Contact your U.S. Senators TODAY to urge them to Vote for Hemp Amendment to Farm Bill

With a vote for a hemp amendment to the Farm Bill possible THIS week, I urge you to contact your U.S. Senator NOW. Here’s a link with an easy way to contact them.

Great piece by The Huffington Post’s Ryan Grim which demonstrates the strange bedfellows who are pushing for hemp legalization, and reveals how close we really are. 

Rand Paul Mitch McConnellKentucky’s two senators, Republicans Rand Paul and Mitch McConnell, have been working to include a provision that would legalize industrial hemp into the farm bill, according to Senate and Kentucky sources, an effort that is likely to result in a floor vote on the issue this week.

Paul and McConnell had hoped to insert the measure into the farm bill as it was being considered by the Agriculture Committee, but a jurisdictional spat broke out, as often does in the Senate. McConnell, a member of the committee, approached Chairwoman Debbie Stabenow (D-Mich.) last Monday night about inserting the provision, according to Senate aides, and was told that the Judiciary Committee had jurisdiction and he would need a waiver from its chairman, Sen. Pat Leahy (D-Vt.). Hemp laws are the purview of the Drug Enforcement Administration, even though hemp is not a drug and has no psychoactive potential, no matter how much a person smokes.

McConnell faces reelection in 2014, and has been working so closely with Paul that some aides have begun to refer to the libertarian newcomer and tea party favorite as the “shadow minority leader” — a term that presumably expires if McConnell wins his race. McConnell brought Jesse Benton, a longtime aide of Rand Paul and Ron Paul, onto his campaign. With Rand Paul in his corner, there is little chance for a tea party candidate to successfully challenge McConnell, and Paul’s energized base may boost turnout in the general election. If McConnell’s effort on hemp is any guide, he’s taking nothing for granted.

McConnell approached Leahy to ask for the waiver, but was rejected, sources said. McConnell returned to Stabenow and again asked that she insert the provision, and Stabenow said no. She offered, instead, to allow a vote on an amendment, and said that she would introduce it on his behalf. (Minority leaders rarely appear at committee hearings in person.) McConnell declined the offer and by proxy voted against the farm bill in committee. Holly Harris, chief of staff to Kentucky Agriculture Commissioner James Comer, a strong hemp advocate, said that her office had been told by Senate Republican leadership that Leahy had refused the waiver request, citing Judiciary Committee turf, confirming what several Senate sources told HuffPost.

Click here to read the full article.

Saul Kaplan: Captain Morgan & The Hobbit

Captain MorganTime spent in the public sector as an accidental bureaucrat has made me a keen observer of how states and countries use tax incentives to attract and retain corporate investment and jobs.  I have watched companies extract mind-boggling incentives from the taxpayer simply by either moving or threatening to move jobs across state and country borders.  While tax incentives may be great for corporations they make little or no sense when viewed through a community lens.  Corporate tax incentive deals are a terrible use of taxpayer dollars.

Communities everywhere have lost leverage to companies who now have all the buying power.  Corporations have disaggregated their business models moving capabilities around the world like chess pieces.  Companies are no longer dependent on a single location and force communities to bid against each other competing on who will offer the biggest tax breaks.  Communities are treated like commodities. The pricing food fight is intense and all at the taxpayer’s expense. There is no net new value created when companies move activities and jobs from one community to another.  Consider Captain Morgan & The Hobbit.

Saul KaplanMy favorite example of bad tax incentive deals gone crazy is the movie industry.  Community leaders and politicians fall all over themselves to bring movie productions to their localities.  It must be about having pictures taken with movie stars because it isn’t about the economics of the deals the movie studios cut playing communities against each other.  The going discount to attract movie production in the U.S. ranges from 30 to 40% of the total production costs in the form of tax credits that can be sold to local taxpayers. I have reviewed several of these deals and can’t begin to make economic sense out of them for anyone other than the movie studio.

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The RP in Newsweek: Inside the Movement to Legalize Hemp

This morning’s Newsweek/The Daily Beast features a cover story by The RP on the growing national movement to legalize hemp.  Here’s an excerpt:

industrial-hempPoor, poor pitiful hemp.

Its cooler cannabis cousin, marijuana, gets all the buzz — generational bards from Bob Dylan to Snoop Dogg sing Mary Jane’s praise; cancer and AIDS patients declare her glory.

And even though smoking hemp won’t make you feel high — just really stupid for trying (as well as a sharp burning sensation in the lungs) — the Feds still crack down on it because they think it kinda…sorta…looks like the wacky weed that threatens to send our nation back into reefer madness.  Just another innocent casualty in the War on Drugs.

In recent weeks, however, it appears that hemp might have the last (sober) laugh.  That’s because a bi-partisan, blue-grassroots effort to secure federal legalization of industrial hemp production might not only prove successful;  it could also provide a model for solving far more pressing issues within our hyper-partisan, dysfunctional democracy.

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To understand why the hemp movement is going mainstream, consider one of its strongest advocates: first-term Kentucky Agriculture Commissioner James Comer.  The GOP official shocks the hemp stereotype: He’s neither the liberal hipster nor the bow-tied libertarian, each hoping the movement will bring us a step closer to legalized marijuana.  Instead, the 40-year-old, rosy-cheeked beef cattle farmer is part and parcel of his rural, small town, socially conservative upbringing, a culture that’s traditionally been most hostile to hemp legalization…mostly because, well, they fear it will bring us a step closer to legalized marijuana.

And Comer, a political comer who’s popular with both the Mitch McConnell GOP establishment and the Rand Paul Tea Party, is passionate about agriculture.  Seeing his vocation under siege, particularly upon the decline of tobacco, Comer risked ridicule by campaigning on an issue that many lampooned, and few of his constituents understood.  But he stubbornly embarked on a statewide educational campaign with a simple, irrefutable message: Hemp is not marijuana.

Click here to read the full article at Newsweek/The Daily Beast.

The RP and James Comer Discuss Hemp on KY Newsmakers

Skip to the 12:43 mark to watch the legendary Bill Bryant interview The RP and KY Agriculture Commissioner James Comer about their bi-partisan trip to Washington, DC, to lobby capital lawmakers about industrial hemp legalization:

Saul Kaplan: Calling All Polymaths

PolymathHave you ever heard someone say they want to be a polymath?  Have you ever heard anyone ask, how do I become a polymath?  I haven’t.  The word comes from the Greek polymathes or having learned much. A polymath is a person whose expertise spans a significant number of different subject areas. When we think of polymaths we tend to think of dead scientists from another era like Aristotle and Leonardo da Vinci. Rarely do we apply the moniker in modern times.  We need more polymaths. We need a generation of youth who want to be polymaths when they grow up.

It’s easy to wrap our minds around the idea of a polymath in the context of ancient eras long gone.  The entire body of knowledge on earth was accessible to an elite few.  Those with an exceptional mind, privileged access, and the freedom to focus on interdisciplinary study, could become polymaths.  In 384 – 322 BC Aristotle studied under Plato in ancient Greece.  His writings spanned many subjects including physics, metaphysics, poetry, theatre, music, logic, rhetoric, politics, government, ethics, biology and zoology.  In the late 15th and early 16th century Leonardo da Vinci was a prototype of the universal genius or Renaissance man. He was a painter, sculptor, engineer, astronomer, anatomist, biologist, geologist, physicist, architect, philosopher and humanist.  Where have all the polymaths gone?

Saul KaplanPolymaths need not apply in an industrial era defined by specialization. As the entire body of knowledge exploded beyond human capacity to absorb it, silos creating manageable chunks were inevitable.  Each silo represents an opportunity to develop expertise and deludes us into thinking the brightest and hardest working among us can absorb all the available knowledge within it. The industrial era constrained knowledge access, limiting it to the privileged few.  Barriers to entry proliferated along silo and socio-economic lines with exclusive professional credentials established in the name of protecting the public interest from charlatans without prerequisite experience and knowledge.  In the industrial era, knowledge in the wrong hands was thought to be dangerous.  Our current education and workforce development systems were designed for an era defined by specialization.  It worked fine until it didn’t.

Three important inflection points have emerged calling to question an over reliance on specialization.

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Afternoon Report from Capitol Hill

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Commissioner Comer speaks to USDA officials

It’s been a packed day of very productive meetings on hemp legalization in our nation’s capital.  After a morning filled with briefing sessions with our allies from other states, we have moved on to sales mode, convincing Obama Administration officials and Members of Congress about the economic and environmental benefits of hemp legalization.

Our first effort was an hour long session with officials of the U.S. Department of Agriculture, including senior executives from various sub-agencies, including Farm Development and Rural Development (as well as Senior Policy Advisor to Secretary Tim Vilsack, Robert Bonnie — a Louisville native and a college classmate of mine).  Kentucky Agriculture Commissioner James Comer held them captive with the dozens of potentially exciting applications of industrial hemp — from food to automotive products to clean energy production.  They told us that Secretary Vilsack is constantly approached by Americans about the economic viability for hemp, and we hope that he will become a partner in our efforts within the Obama Administration.

Later this afternoon, we will be meeting with officials from the U.S. Department of Energy, the Environmental Protection Agency and the White House to discuss environmental applications — both in the cleaner burning of fuels, as well as the more sustainable agricultural practices associated with hemp.

Currently, we are sitting in Capitol Hill, awaiting meetings with Kentucky Congressman Thomas Massie (R) and John Yarmuth (D), who will be introducing us to key Members of both parties to help build support for the legalization legislation that are co-sponsoring.

As always, we strongly encourage to get involved — NOW. Here are three very simple things that you can do — right now, at your computer — to register your support for legalized industrial hemp and pressure Washington to fulfill the people’s will:

  1. Contact your Senators to urge them to co-sponsor and support S. 359, the Industrial Hemp Farming Act of 2013. introduced by Sens. Ron Wyden (D-OR) and Rand Paul (R-KY) that would exclude hemp from the definition of marijuana and allow states to legalize and regulate the product.
  2. Contact your Congressman and urge him or her to co-sponsor the companion bill in the House, H.R. 525, the Industrial Hemp Farming Act of 2013, introduced by Congressman Thomas Massie (R-KY).
  3. Sign the following petition to President Obama, urging his Administration to lift the barriers to legalized hemp:

President Obama: Legalize Hemp!

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Latest Signatures
254Eric OstertagLexington, KentuckyMay 22, 2013
253william rosenbergbaltimore, marylandMay 18, 2013
252russell newtonroseville, MinnesotaMay 18, 2013
251Josie FischerSpring Hill, FlMay 18, 2013
250Denise HoustonMay 18, 2013
249megan guppyseattle, WashingtonMay 15, 2013
248Angie TidwellMcdonough, GAMay 15, 2013
247Pam GrayJacksonville, FLMay 15, 2013
246Laurie RotichRochester , New YorkMay 15, 2013
245Yogi RaoCumming, GAMay 15, 2013
244David WilliamsCamarillo, CaliforniaMay 13, 2013
243Ariana BranchDetroit, MichiganMay 13, 2013
242JIm StammSan Jose , Ca. May 13, 2013
241JAMES STRIEGELWeed, CaliforniaMay 13, 2013
240Aracely CoronadoPhiladelphia, PAMay 13, 2013
239joel gilbertson-whitepittsburgh, PennsylvaniaMay 12, 2013
238Lori FaffColorado Springs, COMay 11, 2013
237Vance Grossieca.May 11, 2013
236LeeAnn SchappeSaratoga Springs, New YorkMay 11, 2013
235Nick LoseMay 11, 2013
234David LandskovArlington, MassachusettsMay 11, 2013
233Allan AlsipFrankfort, KYMay 10, 2013
232Rosie SmickVancouver, WashingtonMay 10, 2013
231Michael GuillaumTucson, ArizonaMay 10, 2013
230Nalia NicholsMay 10, 2013
229Ivan Bumgarnerrochester, NYMay 10, 2013
228Dean HarrimanAtwater, OhioMay 10, 2013
227Stephanie Lana RamapriyanMalibu, CAMay 10, 2013
226Marilyn CluteBothell, WAMay 10, 2013
225PHILIP ILCZYSZYNArvada, ColoradoMay 10, 2013
224Curtis CupplesNaples, FLMay 10, 2013
223Norman MillerCosta Mesa, CAMay 10, 2013
222Daniel BruenNyack, New YorkMay 10, 2013
221Kathy HarpFrankfort, KYMay 10, 2013
220Richard DeCampLexington, KentuckyMay 09, 2013
219Holly Harris VonLuehrteLexington, KYMay 09, 2013
218Sally O'BoyleLexington, KYMay 09, 2013
217Shauna HareOttumwa, IowaMay 09, 2013
216Amber KiddRichmond, KYMay 09, 2013
215Hemp HurdPine Bluff, AR.May 08, 2013
214rich givanlou, kyMay 08, 2013
213Lamin SwannLexington, KYMay 08, 2013
212Junior LettsHopkinsville, KentuckyMay 08, 2013
211Lisa MooreShelbyville, KY May 08, 2013
210eric blackLexington , KentuckyMay 08, 2013
209Terri FannLexington, KYMay 08, 2013
208Edward Westerfield Paradise Valley, AZMay 08, 2013
207Marsha FosterCarlisle, KYMay 08, 2013
206Monique MarterCinnaminson, NJMay 08, 2013
205Josh McKinleyRussell Springs, KentuckyMay 08, 2013

 

Don’t Travel with a Farm Boy…And Other Lessons from Hemp Lobbying in DC

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James Comer, hemp, and the Fiddler on the Roof

When my alarm clock rang this morning at 4:30, my first thought was to remind myself — never again travel with a farm boy.

Kentucky Agriculture Commissioner James Comer and I left on a 6 AM flight for DC this morning to begin our lobbying efforts on behalf of hemp legalization.  Comer who’s run a beef cattle farm since he was old enough to…uh, what exactly do you do on a beef cattle farm?  Well, it is clear that like most farmers — who Paul Harvey eloquently stated were created by God on the eighth day — beef cattle farmers like Comer like to get up really early — way too early for this city slicker.

But fortunately Comer’s early waking habits have put us in good shape for a full day’s of productive meetings in Washington.  While we will meet with an alphabet soup of federal agencies this afternoon — EPA, DOE, USDA, CEQ, WTF — we have started meeting with experts on the issue:  Michael Bowman, who has led the successful fight for hemp legalization in Colorado, and Eric Steenstra, who leads Vote Hemp, one of the leading national organizations supporting hemp legalization.

One early lesson:  A key focus of our efforts will be to seeking an amendment of the Farm Bill with hemp legalization language.

So, as we head back into our meetings, please help us out. Here are three very simple things that you can do — right now, at your computer — to register your support for legalized industrial hemp and pressure Washington to fulfill the people’s will:

  1. Contact your Senators to urge them to co-sponsor and support S. 359, the Industrial Hemp Farming Act of 2013. introduced by Sens. Ron Wyden (D-OR) and Rand Paul (R-KY) that would exclude hemp from the definition of marijuana and allow states to legalize and regulate the product.
  2. Contact your Congressman and urge him or her to co-sponsor the companion bill in the House, H.R. 525, the Industrial Hemp Farming Act of 2013, introduced by Congressman Thomas Massie (R-KY).
  3. Sign the following petition to President Obama, urging his Administration to lift the barriers to legalized hemp:

President Obama: Legalize Hemp!

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Latest Signatures
254Eric OstertagLexington, KentuckyMay 22, 2013
253william rosenbergbaltimore, marylandMay 18, 2013
252russell newtonroseville, MinnesotaMay 18, 2013
251Josie FischerSpring Hill, FlMay 18, 2013
250Denise HoustonMay 18, 2013
249megan guppyseattle, WashingtonMay 15, 2013
248Angie TidwellMcdonough, GAMay 15, 2013
247Pam GrayJacksonville, FLMay 15, 2013
246Laurie RotichRochester , New YorkMay 15, 2013
245Yogi RaoCumming, GAMay 15, 2013
244David WilliamsCamarillo, CaliforniaMay 13, 2013
243Ariana BranchDetroit, MichiganMay 13, 2013
242JIm StammSan Jose , Ca. May 13, 2013
241JAMES STRIEGELWeed, CaliforniaMay 13, 2013
240Aracely CoronadoPhiladelphia, PAMay 13, 2013
239joel gilbertson-whitepittsburgh, PennsylvaniaMay 12, 2013
238Lori FaffColorado Springs, COMay 11, 2013
237Vance Grossieca.May 11, 2013
236LeeAnn SchappeSaratoga Springs, New YorkMay 11, 2013
235Nick LoseMay 11, 2013
234David LandskovArlington, MassachusettsMay 11, 2013
233Allan AlsipFrankfort, KYMay 10, 2013
232Rosie SmickVancouver, WashingtonMay 10, 2013
231Michael GuillaumTucson, ArizonaMay 10, 2013
230Nalia NicholsMay 10, 2013
229Ivan Bumgarnerrochester, NYMay 10, 2013
228Dean HarrimanAtwater, OhioMay 10, 2013
227Stephanie Lana RamapriyanMalibu, CAMay 10, 2013
226Marilyn CluteBothell, WAMay 10, 2013
225PHILIP ILCZYSZYNArvada, ColoradoMay 10, 2013
224Curtis CupplesNaples, FLMay 10, 2013
223Norman MillerCosta Mesa, CAMay 10, 2013
222Daniel BruenNyack, New YorkMay 10, 2013
221Kathy HarpFrankfort, KYMay 10, 2013
220Richard DeCampLexington, KentuckyMay 09, 2013
219Holly Harris VonLuehrteLexington, KYMay 09, 2013
218Sally O'BoyleLexington, KYMay 09, 2013
217Shauna HareOttumwa, IowaMay 09, 2013
216Amber KiddRichmond, KYMay 09, 2013
215Hemp HurdPine Bluff, AR.May 08, 2013
214rich givanlou, kyMay 08, 2013
213Lamin SwannLexington, KYMay 08, 2013
212Junior LettsHopkinsville, KentuckyMay 08, 2013
211Lisa MooreShelbyville, KY May 08, 2013
210eric blackLexington , KentuckyMay 08, 2013
209Terri FannLexington, KYMay 08, 2013
208Edward Westerfield Paradise Valley, AZMay 08, 2013
207Marsha FosterCarlisle, KYMay 08, 2013
206Monique MarterCinnaminson, NJMay 08, 2013
205Josh McKinleyRussell Springs, KentuckyMay 08, 2013

Saul Kaplan: Calling All Entrepreneurs

entrepreneur-insideInstitutional America has knocked the start out of us. We need to get back to being great at starting things in our country. Calling all entrepreneurs. This means you.  Yes, you.  In talking with some of the most entrepreneurial people on the planet I am surprised by how many don’t think of themselves as entrepreneurs.  When did that happen?  Our economic history is all about starting stuff but we have gotten away from our entrepreneurial heritage. We need a national entrepreneurship movement, one that transforms our current entrepreneurship conversation.

Many visitors to the Entrepreneur StoryBooth, an on-line platform the Business Innovation Factory (BIF) launched with Babson College to capture the voice and experience of entrepreneurs, have shared that despite significant experience in starting stuff they don’t think of themselves as entrepreneurs. The prevailing definition of an entrepreneur just doesn’t seem to apply.  I consistently reply asserting the opposite, their experience is exactly what we need in the mix. These diverse stories are critical to changing our national entrepreneurship conversation and launching a new economic era. It’s a big ‘aha’ for me so many entrepreneurs don’t think of themselves that way.  I have to admit, upon personal reflection, as much as I love to start new projects, ventures, and movements, I too don’t think of myself as an entrepreneur.  Go figure.  Clearly, we have serious work to do if our economic future is about entrepreneurship.

Saul KaplanWhen did we reserve the entrepreneur moniker solely for technology ventures started by iconic college dropouts like Bill Gates and Mark Zuckerberg? I know we all love a good company origin story but by elevating these stories to mythical proportions aren’t we placing entrepreneurship out of reach for the rest of us mere mortals.

When did we so completely buy into a national invention narrative suggesting that if we invest enough in university based research it will produce a steady supply of new technologies, companies, and high-wage jobs. We have structured our entire national entrepreneur support system around an invention narrative in the hopes that tech transfer, venture capital, and technology company incubators will give rise to the promised new economy. It’s hard to see it happening any time soon with such a narrow definition of entrepreneurship. Maybe it’s time for a new expanded entrepreneurship narrative and support system.

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Mr. President: Legalize Hemp!

ObamaHempThis week, I have the honor and pleasure of joining Kentucky Agriculture Commissioner James Comer as we meet in Washington, D.C. with an impressive swath of Obama Administration officials — from the White House to the U.S. Departments of Agriculture and Energy to the Environmental Protection Agency — to seek their help in securing the federal legalization of industrial hemp.

Think the pairing of this proud progressive and the conservative Comer to be somewhat unusual?  Let me further blow your political assumptions:  We will be joined in our advocacy by the unlikely alliance of GOP Establishment favorite Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell, Tea Party poster child Senator Rand Paul, and liberal Democratic stalwart Congressman John Yarmuth.

This rare burst of No Labels-style Washington bi-partisanship is merely a reflection of the broad, deep and diverse support for hemp’s legalization among Kentuckians of all political persuasions.  This March, the Kentucky General Assembly overwhelmingly passed Senate Bill 50 — sponsored by GOP Senate Agriculture Committee Chair Paul Hornback, and strongly championed by Democratic House Minority Leader Rocky Adkins — that establishes an administrative and law enforcement structure for hemp growers should the crop be legalized at the federal level, and would empower Kentucky to jump to the front of the line and establish itself as the national leader on the crop once federal approval was granted.

How have liberals, conservatives and everyone in between found such common ground? It’s because the case for hemp legalization is so compelling:

  • While support for legalizing hemp’s distant cousin, marijuana, remains controversial (I support legal pot; Comer does not), hemp is not marijuana.  The two plants are quite distinct in the way that they appear physically and are cultivated agriculturally.  Moreover, smoking hemp can’t get you high; it just might make you feel a little stupid that you tried.  Industrial hemp has less than one percent THC, while marijuana ranges from 5 to 20 percent THC content.
  • Legalized industrial hemp production could emerge as a prolific cash crop that could bring hundreds of millions of dollars of revenue to Kentucky, and many billions of dollars to the United States. There are more than 25,000 uses for the crop, including rope, clothing, automotive paneling and door installation — even makeup.
  • Most exciting to me — as a clean energy advocate — is hemp’s application as a clean-burning alternative fuel. Hemp burns with no carbon emissions and produces twice as much ethanol per acre as corn. While bio-fuels critics have raised alarms at the diversion of food products into fuel production — causing spikes in food prices — hemp has no such negative economic side effects. As the U.S. struggles with the dual enormous challenges of climate change and dependence on foreign oil, industrial hemp could become a powerful weapon in America’s energy independence arsenal.

Only one thing stands in the way of this exciting economic and environmental progress: The U.S. Drug Enforcement Agency (DEA) continues to classify hemp as an illegal, controlled substance, regardless of its THC potency.

Accordingly, Comer and I — and our bipartisan federal delegation — will be lobbying Obama Administration officials this week to provide Kentucky a waiver from the federal regulations; or better yet, to encourage the DEA to reclassify industrial hemp as legal, regulated agricultural crop.

But while our lobbying efforts will hopefully produce some progress, the key power is in your hands.  While a majority of Americans now support legalized marijuana — and presumably a much larger majority supports legal hemp — only when you share your support with your elected officials will they feel the political pressure to take action.

Here are three very simple things that you can do — right now, at your computer — to register your support for legalized industrial hemp and pressure Washington to fulfill the people’s will:

  1. Contact your Senators to urge them to co-sponsor and support S. 359, the Industrial Hemp Farming Act of 2013. introduced by Sens. Ron Wyden (D-OR) and Rand Paul (R-KY) that would exclude hemp from the definition of marijuana and allow states to legalize and regulate the product.
  2. Contact your Congressman and urge him or her to co-sponsor the companion bill in the House, H.R. 525, the Industrial Hemp Farming Act of 2013, introduced by Congressman Thomas Massie (R-KY).
  3. Sign the following petition to President Obama, urging his Administration to lift the barriers to legalized hemp:

President Obama: Legalize Hemp!

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254 signatures

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Latest Signatures
254Eric OstertagLexington, KentuckyMay 22, 2013
253william rosenbergbaltimore, marylandMay 18, 2013
252russell newtonroseville, MinnesotaMay 18, 2013
251Josie FischerSpring Hill, FlMay 18, 2013
250Denise HoustonMay 18, 2013
249megan guppyseattle, WashingtonMay 15, 2013
248Angie TidwellMcdonough, GAMay 15, 2013
247Pam GrayJacksonville, FLMay 15, 2013
246Laurie RotichRochester , New YorkMay 15, 2013
245Yogi RaoCumming, GAMay 15, 2013
244David WilliamsCamarillo, CaliforniaMay 13, 2013
243Ariana BranchDetroit, MichiganMay 13, 2013
242JIm StammSan Jose , Ca. May 13, 2013
241JAMES STRIEGELWeed, CaliforniaMay 13, 2013
240Aracely CoronadoPhiladelphia, PAMay 13, 2013
239joel gilbertson-whitepittsburgh, PennsylvaniaMay 12, 2013
238Lori FaffColorado Springs, COMay 11, 2013
237Vance Grossieca.May 11, 2013
236LeeAnn SchappeSaratoga Springs, New YorkMay 11, 2013
235Nick LoseMay 11, 2013
234David LandskovArlington, MassachusettsMay 11, 2013
233Allan AlsipFrankfort, KYMay 10, 2013
232Rosie SmickVancouver, WashingtonMay 10, 2013
231Michael GuillaumTucson, ArizonaMay 10, 2013
230Nalia NicholsMay 10, 2013
229Ivan Bumgarnerrochester, NYMay 10, 2013
228Dean HarrimanAtwater, OhioMay 10, 2013
227Stephanie Lana RamapriyanMalibu, CAMay 10, 2013
226Marilyn CluteBothell, WAMay 10, 2013
225PHILIP ILCZYSZYNArvada, ColoradoMay 10, 2013
224Curtis CupplesNaples, FLMay 10, 2013
223Norman MillerCosta Mesa, CAMay 10, 2013
222Daniel BruenNyack, New YorkMay 10, 2013
221Kathy HarpFrankfort, KYMay 10, 2013
220Richard DeCampLexington, KentuckyMay 09, 2013
219Holly Harris VonLuehrteLexington, KYMay 09, 2013
218Sally O'BoyleLexington, KYMay 09, 2013
217Shauna HareOttumwa, IowaMay 09, 2013
216Amber KiddRichmond, KYMay 09, 2013
215Hemp HurdPine Bluff, AR.May 08, 2013
214rich givanlou, kyMay 08, 2013
213Lamin SwannLexington, KYMay 08, 2013
212Junior LettsHopkinsville, KentuckyMay 08, 2013
211Lisa MooreShelbyville, KY May 08, 2013
210eric blackLexington , KentuckyMay 08, 2013
209Terri FannLexington, KYMay 08, 2013
208Edward Westerfield Paradise Valley, AZMay 08, 2013
207Marsha FosterCarlisle, KYMay 08, 2013
206Monique MarterCinnaminson, NJMay 08, 2013
205Josh McKinleyRussell Springs, KentuckyMay 08, 2013

John Y’s Musings from the Middle: The Next Big Idea

The Next Big IdeaThe next “Big Idea”

The most brilliant solutions are usually the most obvious. Mine is no exception. After you hear it, you will want to kick yourself for not thinking of it yourself.

I believe that given the extent of our national debt coupled with individual’s lack of retirement savings and the disappointing failure of multitasking to allow us to complete all of our errands and “action items” each day in our frantic wireless world that never turns off, we need a solution that is bold and “out of the box” — a “game changer,” if you will.

Here’s my idea to solve all these problems. It’s this generation’s Star Wars Missile Defense System. Only better.

We must use our best and brightest scientific minds to get an extension, as it were—via Mother Nature.

We need to slow the rate at which the Earth rotates. Not a lot. Just a little—so that it is barely noticeable after the first month or two (like in the 1970s when the speed limit was dropped to 55 mph to reduce our national usage of and reliance on foreign oil. Car pooling helped to.)

jyb_musingsBy slowing the Earth’s rotation to lengthen our days from, say, 24 hours to 27 1/2 hours, and our calendars from 365 days a year to 432 days a year, we will buy ourselves the much needed extra time we need to pay down the debt, put away adequate retirement savings, and finally get to check-off our entire “to do” lists including everything from that overdue oil changes to getting our dog’s nails clipped. And we’ll still have extra time left over for flossing, which we seem never to have time for in our current outdated 24/365 system.

Will it work?

I think the Japanese are already doing this and having quantifiable success. Retirement savings are up and cavities are down, per capita

We need to “catch up” and we aren’t able to “speed up” any more. Slowing the Earth to lengthen our calendars is the only thing that makes sense.

Who doesn’t love that feeling of getting an extra week to finish an major assignment you are behind on or moving a conference call you aren’t prepared for to the following week? This solution would do that for everything!

If this doesn’t work, the federal government will be left with no choice but to require the only beverage served in the US to be Red Bull–to speed us up artificially. And not only would that not work since most of us are already hopped up on caffeine, but drinking that much Red Bull daily is really bad for our teeth and causes gingivitis.

This “game changer” solution just makes good common sense! Not to mention political, economic , and dental sense.

Its brilliant but not a panacea. We should still encourage car pooling too. It can’t hurt.

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