The RP’s Weekly Web Gems: The Politics of Immigration

The Politics of Immigration

What happens if you meet a beautiful Madagascan or a suave Uruguayan, on a student visa or H1B in the United States, fall in love and can’t live without them? You want to stay together—you get married, right? What happens if you and your immigrant partner happen to be gay? Life could become easier for you with the end of DOMA. [The Guardian]

Regardless of her guilt or innocence, Azra Basic’s story reminds us of the brutal insanity of war and the sometimes complicated task of resettlement and redemption in a country that has welcomed the tired, the poor, the huddled masses for generations. [The New York Times]

Are you smart enough to pass the United States Citizenship test? According to numerous surveys, probably not. Maybe we should just make it easier. Watch! [Bill Maher]

Oh, so you think you could take (and pass) a real US Citizenship test, Sparky? Go ahead, give it a try—and no cheating!! And by the way, once you’ve successfully completed the test, make sure you have your $700.00 per family member fee ready. [Take the Test!]

Want to emigrate to the U.S.? Probably best not to be a famous Liverpudlian anti-war activist in the Nixon / Hoover era. A fascinating interview with author Jon Wiener on INS efforts to deport John Lennon in the ‘70s. [Fresh Air]

The RP’s Weekly Web Gems: The Politics of Fame

The Politics of Fame

Former Minnesota Governor Tim Pawlenty compares Obama’s Presidency to a Lady Gaga song: [TalkingPointsMemo]

Winning!! Charlie Sheen offered higher speaking fees than former President Bill Clinton. Editor’s note: it must be the tiger-blood. [HuffingtonPost]

Even senior citizens should enjoy the right to get “Punk’d”: Betty White to host new prank show. [SouthBendTribune]

Like father like son? Prince William will not wear a wedding ring. [AsiaOneNews]

Katie Couric leaving CBS News Anchor chair. [NBC]

She’s back!!! Duke Lacrosse accuser arrested for stabbing her boyfriend! [ABC]

Lindsey Lohan goes for a new look by channeling…Courtney Love? [TMZ]

The RP: My Top Five Breakup Songs – What Say You?

As Charlie Sheen might have said, “music is the gin and tonic of the soul.”

Of course, there’s no denying the redemptive impact of song.  Whether to soothe, pacify, or even offer catharsis, we’ve all turned to music during times of recovery — from an illness, a professional setback, or, quite often, a breakup.

Last week, I ended an 11 1/2 year relationship…with state government.  Neil Sedaka was accurate when he crooned that “Breaking Up is Hard to Do,” but the dissolution of any relationship is much too complex to be captured by 60s-era bubblegum pop.

For my own personal recovery process, I have loaded my trusty iPad with some of my favorite healing music.  And in the spirit of Nick Hornby’s “High Fidelity” (read the book; it’s much better than the movie), I share below My Top Five Breakup Songs: (Click on the album covers to sample and/or download to your MP3 player)

#5: "Rolling in the Deep" by Adele

5.  Adele, “Rolling in the Deep” My daughters introduced me to the sulky smooth, blues-laden stylings of the unbelievably young (she just turned 22?!?) Adele.  Her newest masterpiece drew my attention to an early stage of my recovery from politics: denial, tinged with exasperated anger:  “We could have had it all/Rolling in the deep/You had my heart inside of your hands/And you played it to the beat.”  Dreams of higher office squelched by the vagaries of politics — it certainly bears some resemblance to the unexpected implosion of a relationship with that “perfect” soulmate.  “We could have had it all,” voters!  But alas…

#4: "I Can't Make You Love Me" by Bonnie Raitt

4. Bonnie Raitt, “I Can’t Make You Love Me”
While Raitt had already secured her place in rock history by helping to discover Bruce Springsteen, this classic resolutely establishes her as the bard of melancholy self-pity.   With a haunting melody and a voice that aches with trenchant agony, Raitt sets the perfect mood for an evening of painful introspection: “Turn down the lights/Turn down the bed/Turn down these voices inside my head.”  Instead of those blaring, patriotic anthems that accompany a losing candidate’s walk to the concession podium, this ballad should be required listening for Election Night audiences:  I worked my heart out to win your support, then you broke it into pieces. Dear voters, why can’t I make you love me?

#3: "You Oughta Know" by Alanis Morissette



3. Alanis Morissette, “You Oughta Know”
Of course, self-pity soon can metastasize into vengeful anger, and there’s no better theme song for the dumped than Morissette’s breakout hit, the song that established a whole new genre of “tough chick rock” (See Pink, Avil Lavigne, etc.) Alanis’ scorned lover caustically captures the false promises of lust disguised as love–or in the case of a recovering politician, the fickleness of the body politic:  “And every time you speak her name/Does she know how you told me you’d hold me/Until you died, till you died?/But you’re still alive.” (And isn’t it ironic that in each primary that I’ve lost, the voters chose “an older version of me”?  Hmmmmm…)

#2: "Romeo and Juliet" by Dire Straits

2. “Romeo and Juliet” by Dire Straits: A truly transcendent song, on one of rock’s most underappreciated albums.  With a nod to both Shakespeare and Leonard Bernstein’s stage and screen adaptation, Mark Knopfler sets the romantic legend in the late 70s and reveals the core of its message; one that can reassure a jilted lover (or politician) that the failure wasn’t your fault — as fate or the Good Lord would have it, it just wasn’t your time: “There’s a place for us/You know the movie song/When you gonna realize, it was just that the time was wrong?” Hey, there’s more fish in the sea/elections to win! (Oh, and Taylor Swift:  I love your music, but when you were on the road with your English tutor, did y’all skip the last act of Shakespeare’s play? Romeo and Juliet didn’t exactly have a happy ending.)

#1: "I Will Survive" by Gloria Gaynor

1. Gloria Gaynor, “I Will Survive” OK, disco haters; go ahead and scoff.  But Gaynor’s anthem for the final stage of breakup recovery — acceptance and transcendence — is the ideal background music for a recovering politician who’s realized that there’s more to life than temporal adulation and ephemeral power.  And when that political fever threatens to re-infect you, Miss Gloria reminds you to reject the sweet succor of narcissism, empowering you with her personal mantra: “And you see me/somebody new/I’m not that chained up little person still in love with you/And so you felt like dropping in and just expect me to be free/Now I’m saving all my loving for someone who’se loving me…”

OK, that’s five for fighting about.

What am I missing? What have I misunderstood? How will my life go on?

(Speaking of…For goodness’ sake, NO CELINE DION!!)

Please leave below your comments, critiques, and most importantly, lists of your top five breakup songs:

Tomorrow at The Recovering Politician

While The Recovering Politician‘s primary contributors are former elected officials who’ve entered the second act of their lives, it’s certainly true there are so many other folks in other walks of life that have stories of recovery that can enlighten and entertain the rest of us.  And it’s clear that politics infects every line of work, be it academia, the law, or even the clergy.

That’s why tomorrow, we launch a new feature — Friends of RP: great storytellers from a wide variety of fields who will share their tales of recovery, as well as comment on their fascinating areas of expertise and interest.

Thursday, we will spotlight a college professor who was caught in the middle of a highly-publicized tenure battle: On one side his department and the student body; on the other, the university administration, guided by anonymous critics.  It is a story that illuminates larger truths about how anonymous voices can sometimes drown out reason and intellect.

Tomorrow, I also will unveil my hidden expertise as a music critic. Well, not really…You’ll just have to tune in to find out.  See you (virtually) in the morning.

The RP’s Weekly Web Gems: The Politics of Laughter

The Politics of Laughter

Good news, everyone! Laughing is good for your heart! Enjoy the rest of these web gems! [Bloomberg]

Natalie Portman has recently done some serious dramatic roles (Black Swan). However she still enjoys being in a comedy from time to time. [Hindustan Times]

Arnold Schwarzenegger is said to be planning a new movie called The Governator. Revolving around a character based on his role as governor of the state of California. The character is also planned to be used in a comic series, a T.V. show, and games. [The Holywood Reporter]

Okay, so if you didn’t get to pull an April Fool’s Day prank, you have missed your chance (until next year). However, this would still be a fantastic prank for anyone who works in an office. [picture]

The RP’s Weekly Web Gems: The Politics of Recovery

The Politics of Recovery

Prepare to be inspired. From criminal to landlord: a man turns his life around. [New York Times]

Read this brave story about our own RP Jeff Smith’s second act. [The Recovering Politician]

Relief efforts are making progress in Japan, but there is a long way to go. Check out these amazing pictures of what is left after the storm. [The Guardian]

Download a free recovery.gov mobile app to track projects funded by the Recovery Act on your iPhone: [Recovery.gov]

Is Charlie Sheen on the way to recovery, or does he need some more tiger blood? [Time Magazine]

RPTV: Bill Goodman Interviews the RP

For those of you from the hinterlands (read: somewhere other than Kentucky), you are probably not familiar with Kentucky Educational Television (KET), one of the crown jewels of the nation’s public broadcasting system.  If ever you doubt the benefits of federal funding in this area, check out the KET web site to discover the incredible range of educational programming that the network makes available in every corner of the state.

KET anchor Bill Goodman, a widely respected journalist, interviewed the RP last week upon the launch of The Recovering Politician.

You can watch the 28-minute video by clicking here, or on the picture below:

The RP’s Weekly Web Gems: The Politics of Hoops

The Politics of Hoops

The University of Connecticut wrapped up the NCAA Men’s Basketball championship. Congratulations to Kemba Walker and his merry band.  You have no idea how hard that is for me to say.  [One Shining Moment]

After VCU made the final four, every team in need of a good coach came calling for their coach, Shaka Smart, despite the fact that the Rams finished the regular season with 10 losses, good for fourth in the Colonial Athletic Association.  Smart opted to stay at VCU. They gave him a raise from $325,000 to $1.2 million. The kids playing ball?  They still make $0.  [Gregg Doyel]

Speaking of how much money coaches make, did you know Geno Auriemma makes $1.6 million? This is an interesting post asking whether or not men’s basketball is asked to subsidize women’s basketball too much. It’s anti-Title IX, and makes a lot of resonant points. The main postulation here is that no one could have predicted that men’s college basketball could have exploded into the “hyper-profitable behemoth” which it has become, and now it is expected to subsidize all other sports. No matter what your thoughts on Title IX, this is worth your time to read.  [The Big Lead]

Speaking of the popularity of men’s college basketball, in true Gawker fashion, Deadspin has obtained an e-mail from some sorority sisters (Chi-Os, for those of your who are into that sort of thing) who are bringing Kendall Marshall, John Henson, and Harrison Barnes to their formal. Don’t take pictures of them with alcohol, please. [Deadspin]

Moving on to the professionals, the Piston’s honored Dennis Rodman by retiring his #10 jersey.  This article is a really nice portrayal of the night for one of the most maligned players in the history of the game–who happens to be maybe the best defender to ever play the game.  It’s also been announced that he will be in the hall of fame class of 2011.  [Detroit Free Press]

Rodman broke through in the early nineties as a member of Detroit’s “Bad Boys.”  If any team fits that description in today’s NBA, its the Miami Heat. The most talented team in the league who everybody loves to hate overtook the Celtics for the #2 spot in the Eastern Conference last night.  Stephen A. Smith sat down with Dwayne Wade to talk about the Heat. Deadspin summarized the interview.  [Deadspin]

Sally Jenkins of the Washington Post defends the athletic scholarship in a column for the newspaper.  I don’t really agree with much of what she says–in my opinion, college players ought to be paid–but she’s got some very interesting points which you really ought to read. [WaPo]

Jason Atkinson: A Real Political Recovery

I was born in the Amazon and raised by a pack of wolves until the age of twelve, when some missionaries in dug-out canoes came to spread the gospel, then found me and took me back to their home in Oregon to raise me properly.

Jonathan Miller, my lifelong friend from our Rodel Fellow days, and expert forger of Al Gore’s signature, asked me to contribute a biographical sketch.  I, however, really do not like discussing myself and I chose to use the more interesting Discovery Channel version of a first sentence.

I have never considered myself much of a politician either; I am more like an idealist with twinges of Robin Hood and Teddy Roosevelt pumping through my veins…so much for humility.

I have served in the Oregon Legislature since 1999.  My first campaign became a forecast for my political life: lobbyists and “insiders” were against me and contributed $40k to my first opponent.  My wife gave me $100 bucks and I outworked the guy.  Many campaigns later, sometimes winning both the Republican and Democratic primaries, I am still the same man the “insiders” hold in suspect.

I teach a college seminar on Oregon politics and servant leadership.  The class starts with the showing of three speeches: Robert Kennedy’s brilliant speech in Indiana when M.L.K. was assassinated; Representative Barbara Jordan’s speech at Watergate, “we are here to uphold the Constitution, the Constitution that at one time did not uphold me;” and Ronald Reagan’s first inaugural “City on a Hill.”  Then I ask the students if they will see that sort of behavior while watching the Oregon Senate.  That question is followed by the question that is the final exam:  Do you believe 10% of the Oregon Senate holds the other 90% together?  If they answer yes, then I ask them to put the names down.  Since 2003, most of the answers have been yes, and most of the names are the same.  The Senators named are rarely the grand-standers, the partisans or the blowhards.   I think this premise holds true in every Legislature, every Congress all the way to the first five Continental Congresses in U.S. history.

If I have an epithet in politics, I hope it would be I was one of the 10%.  That is my goal, but looking at my press lately, I am being taught what a rotten person I am.  When Jonathan’s and my classmate; Gabby Giffords, was shot; I made a speech about civility and it was not taken well.  Bloggers lit me up, talk-radio jumped in and other Senators saw a weakness so they piled on.  In the hyper-partisan era we now live in, I am sad to report my experience has not closed the gap between issues or personalities.  Thinking of becoming a recovering politician, I told a friend I was not afraid of the heat in kitchen, but after standing in it so long I have asked myself, is it worth it?  Going back to that idealism line, I have to answer yes.

The femoral artery

In 2006 I ran for Governor, did not win, started working in Northern Iraq with the Kurds, came home, and was shot in my garage.  Unlike the Amazon bit, this is all true.  A .38 bullet – hidden inside a bag – was dropped in my shop and the derringer went off, destroying my femur and cutting my femoral artery.  My wife heard the noise, came out to find her husband bleeding to death on the floor, tied a tourniquet with a rubber inner tube and has enjoyed Christmas and her birthday even more ever since.  I am told I was about 90 seconds away from bleeding out, my leg was to be amputated and I was never to walk again.  All three did not happen thanks to God’s healing hand and my headstrong ability to fight through the pain of rehab.

My life changed in that instant, but politics was already speculating I was dead, that I could not win statewide anyway, and that somehow I had shot myself.  That last bit was the hardest to hear, as I never saw the gun and had no knowledge of it near me.  About a year later, I was speech-making to a crowd of about 1,000 citizens on the steps of the Capitol, when someone who said to all I shot myself introduced me, which got a lot of laughs.  I handled it ok, but my wife let the introducer know in no uncertain terms how far out-of-line he was.

It has been a tough three years: my wife had and beat cancer, our 8-year-old son had and beat cancer, and my party beats on me for not “being good enough.”  There is no complaining as I have more pain killers than the lot of bad apples, but it does bring an old American conundrum into focus:  How do you vote if your conscience and your district/state/party are at polar opposites?

I struggle with politics.  I love service but am burned out on the pettiness.  I hope the body politic is not run by those who can raise the most money to personally destroy the competition, but right now that is where the pendulum points.

A van down by the river...

Back to the Amazon with more truths:  I earned my MBA after being run over by a car while on my bicycle.  I sat on the pavement and thought “I have accomplished everything I set out to do in professional alpine skiing and racing bikes around the world, I think it’s time for grad school.”  It was, and I married Stephanie half way through school.  I live between Salem/Portland (Oregon’s political and business hubs) and our farm in Southern Oregon, except during steelhead season when I live in a van by the river. Anyway, I fly fish two-handed with religious conviction, struggle to get two more books published and enjoy foreign diplomatic work more than anything I have ever done.

And, just for the record, if you ever need Al Gore to sign something, I know how to get that done.

Tomorrow at The Recovering Politician

We open up Wednesday with the debut of our second contributing recovering politician.  And since we started with a Democrat on Monday, we’ll feature a Republican tomorrow morning.

This contributing RP is literally a recovering politician:  recovering from a gunshot wound that ended a promising gubernatorial campaign.  He has dealt with other hardships — personal and political — but I think you will find his wicked sense of humor to be fully intact.

We have much more in store as well, so tune in tomorrow.  Same RP time; same RP channel.

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