#TeamRP vs. #TeamJYB3 Fitness Challenge: I’m No Bradley Cooper

plastic bag

 

 

 

 

#TeamRP:

LESSON #24 from my fitness training Josh Bowen as part of my fierce and ferocious fitness challenge with #TeamJYB3:

Wearing a garbage bag while exercising does NOT necessarily help you lose weight.  But it certainly makes you look stupid.

Or alternatively: Don’t follow the fitness advice of a mentally unstable movie character, even if he is being portrayed by the Sexiest Man Alive. (But go see Silver Linings Playbook — it’s terrific!)

Bradley Cooper Trash BagOr perhaps, Jonathan, I knew Bradley Cooper.  I’ve seen a lot of movies with Bradley Cooper.  Jonathan, you’re no Bradley Cooper.

#TeamRP vs. #TeamJYB3: Fitness Challenge Degenerates Into Fierce Mudslinging

Fitness Challenge

 

#TEAMJYB3:

#TeamRP calls me a rascal for sending him a gift basket of Kentucky candy for the holidays.

In the middle of our weight loss competition.

I apologize I’m just getting to the accusation now….I have been AWOL today and just now getting in. Loads of work to catch up on.

But my chief priority is victory over you in our weight loss competition.

To paraphrase Malcolm X, I will assure victory “By any means necessary.” I believe he may have used that phrase originally in a weight loss competition with MLK Jr but I may have my historical events confused.

Point is, in war, there are no rules. Just more candy baskets.

I’m glad you enjoyed the gift basket. But don’t think of it as mere gift “basket” (singular)

Think of it as more of an Advent Calendar. But an Advent Calendar that ends on the day you concede I win and you lose. I mean, that you concede that I lost more. I mean that you concede that in a competition to lose, I lost more. Or, whatever, you know what I’m trying to say.

Watch your mail. Daily!

===

#TeamRP:

J’ACCUSE AGAIN!

I did NOT call you a rascal.

Here’s what I said (try this link for the full post):

John Y. Brown, III is a dirty, cheating snake-in-the-grass.  As well as a kind and generous friend.

AlfalfaA “rascal” is a cute little freckled boy with funny hair.

And by the way, you got the whole civil rights controversy wrong.

Malcolm X did most definitely not challenge MLK, Jr. to a fitness competition.

He challenged Gandhi.

And guess who won that won, SUCKA?!?!?!?!?

How ‘Bout Dem Latkes?!? The Senate Minyan Has Another New Congregant.

 

As the Washington Post explains, our newest U.S. Senator, Brian Schatz — recently appointed by Hawaii Governor Neal Ambercrombie to fill the unexpired term of the recently deceased Danial Inouye — is a Member of the Tribe:

Schatz is married to architect Linda Kwok Scahtz, and according to his official biography, the two have a son and a daughter together. He lists his religious view as Jewish on his Facebook page.

(Click here to read the full profile.)

Well, pull over a new chair to the Senate minyan.  And there’s always room for more…

#TeamRP vs. #TeamJYB3 Fitness Challenge: J’ACCUSE!!!!

 

 

 

#TEAMRP:

Just a few minutes ago, I returned to my office from my slightly extended Christmas holiday to find a huge brown UPS box on my desk.

After I dug through the styrofoam baubles, I pulled out the beautiful “Taste of Kentucky” gift basket pictured at left. It’s filled with delicious Kentucky Proud treats:  Red Hot Roasters organic coffee, a box of Simply Kentucky Fudge, a gift bag of Bauer’s Modjeskas, a Blue Monday candy bar from Ruth Hunt, and my favorite — a Derby Pie: basically, a pecan pie with chocolate chips and a hint of bourbon.

Probably my monthly allowance of calories in one basket.

While I am in the midst of a fitness challenge against #TeamJYB3, it is always important to take a break from a diet every now and then, especially during the holiday season.  Calculating the calories of just a few bites of the Derby Pie, I remembered that I hadn’t found a note identifying the kind, generous soul who would send me such a thoughtful gift.

I rooted through the box and found the card that had been displaced.  Check it out after the jump:

Read the rest of…
#TeamRP vs. #TeamJYB3 Fitness Challenge: J’ACCUSE!!!!

The Recovering Politician Bowl

A big, Christmas, congratulations to Rod Jetton and Show-Me-Mules for winning the inaugural Recovering Politician Bowl Championship! He just edged out the RP and the RP Tittles in the Championship game that came down to the Sunday Night Football game.

The GOP swept the championships as Michael Steele and the Augies won the consolation championship and 7th place. The league’s powerhouse Targaryen 2012 wound up in 3rd place winning its matchup with the #1 seed Team Unibrow.

Thanks to everyone who played and made it a fantastic season that was very fun throughout. Here’s looking forward to next year!

 

    • 1st PlaceShow-Me-Mules
    • 2nd PlaceRP Tittles
    • 3rd PlaceTargaryen 2012

 

Week 14
(Dec 4 – Dec 10)
Week 15
(Dec 11 – Dec 17)
Week 16
(Dec 18 – Dec 24)
Quarterfinal

(1) Team Unibrow

Bye

Quarterfinal

(4) The Dirty Diapers79.60

(5) Show-Me-Mules88.32

View Matchup

Quarterfinal

(3) The RP Tittles99.32

(6) The Bungals70.14

View Matchup

Quarterfinal

(2) Targaryen 2012

Bye

Semifinal

(1) Team Unibrow105.54

(5) Show-Me-Mules126.98

View Matchup

Semifinal

(3) The RP Tittles86.96

(2) Targaryen 201270.94

View Matchup

Final

(5) Show-Me-Mules96.34

(3) The RP Tittles91.14

View Matchup

3rd Place Game

(1) Team Unibrow82.70

(2) Targaryen 201294.18

View Matchup

5th Place Game

(4) The Dirty Diapers72.06

(6) The Bungals94.44

View Matchup

The RP on Wall Street Journal Radio

daily wrapThe RP was back this week in his semi-regular gig on Wall Street Journal Radio’s “Daily Wrap with Michael Cassner.”  He and Cassner discusse the fiscal cliff and the impact No Labels proposals can have on the discussion. He compared the talks to a dysfunctional family Christmas. You can listen to the entire interview by clicking here.

No Deal: No Break

A surgeon wouldn't walk away in the middle of your surgery, a pilot wouldn't leave in the middle of your flight. Congress shouldn't take a break during the fiscal cliff. SIGN ON NOW: http://hq.nolabels.org/page/s/122112ndnb-p

www.Facebook.com/NoLabels   www.Twitter.com/NoLabelsOrg   Donate Now

The Washington Post: A Blow To Bipartisanship

Today, The Washington Post is bidding adieu to Sen. Joe Lieberman (I-Conn.) and Sen. Richard Lugar (R-Ind.), two giants of the Senate who have together served more than 60 years. The paper’s editorial page says bipartisanship in the upper chamber of Congress will suffer as a result of their retirement. Read the full editorial.

Both senators were known for valuing principle over party loyalty. In 1998, Mr. Lieberman delivered a searing indictment on the Senate floor of President Bill Clinton for his misconduct with Monica Lewinsky, while opposing his removal from office. He was devoted to increasing educational opportunity for poor children, especially in the District. Mr. Lugar supported treaties reducing nuclear and chemical weapons despite their unpopularity among many Republicans.

In their farewell speeches, Lieberman – a Democrat turned Independent – and Lugar – a Republican beaten by a Tea Party conservative in a tough primary fight – bemoaned the deeply polarizing politics that have come to dominate Washington today.

The U.S. Senate will surely miss Joe Lieberman and Dick Lugar.

Wanna Really Mess with the Westboro Baptist Church?

 

 

As you may have read, the malevolent jackasses at the Westboro Baptist Church have now chosen to further poison the American polity by picketing a vigil for the victims of the Newtown, Connecticut school shooting.

 

Here is their latest tweet:

dear shirley

 

Predictably, and of course most deservingly, the provocation has generated considerable outrage all over the Internet tubes.

Unfortunately, as my friend and social media guru Scott Clark writes , expressing our outrage online only helps this tiny group of extremist perverts further achieve its mission of spreading their anti-Christian gospel of hatred and intolerance:

Every time you share/like/comment on a post about the Westboro Cult, you boost their SEO and Social Media profile (yes, I recognize my role by posting this, but read on).  This is precisely what they exist for – they know how to game the engagement algorithms online.  Likes, Shares and Comments, Page Views, Click throughs, Good *or* bad publicity…they love it all.  So stop.

So here’s my modest proposal.  From now on, when you want to write something online about these malignant buffoons, refer to them as “The Recovering Politician.”

Such as posting on Facebook:

I hear The Recovering Politician is at it again — spewing hate and dragging the poor innocent souls of murdered children into its sinister plot.

Or on Twitter:

I think @RecoveringPol is the biggest douchebag in the country.

Give it a try.

Now that I’m out of politics I can handle the abuse.  And I’d love to improve my SEO and Social Media profile.

Whatever that means.

 

Nate Silver: OUT Magazine’s “Person of the Year”

Knew about the baseball and politics. Didn’t know he was a poker player, too.  I’m sold.

An excerpt:

Of course, for a gay, half-Jewish geek from Michigan like Silver, the establishment, like the high school clique, is anathema—one you are wise to keep at arm’s distance. He’s more at home on the outside rattling the cage than on the inside playing with the monkeys. It’s why he admires Gawker founder Nick Denton, who threw a party for him in his SoHo apartment after the election. “He’s willing to be kind of destructive and path-breaking, and to challenge the status quo; in some ways, it’s kind of more my style,” he says. (Of Silver, Denton says, “He’s not necessarily the best statistician, but he might be the best stats geek who can also write—and perform on television. His steadiness under pundit fire before the election was something to witness.”) Although he wasn’t excessively bullied, Silver spent most of high school immersed either in fantasy baseball leagues or the debate program. “High school debate is a strange thing,” he concedes. “It’s very technical—you’re not up there giving some type of Abe Lincoln speech, you’re reading different types of evidence really fast.” He compares his delivery to the old Micro Machines ads, which may explain why he still talks in such a torrent, as well as his enviable ability to apply himself to the task at hand.

“I’m very conservative in some sense because I do believe that hard work is a huge part of the equation,” he says. “It’s often not sufficient to bring about success, but it’s very often necessary if you want to be really good at something. My team won the state title in my junior year, and we were first runners-up in my senior year—had one of the best records in the history of the state of Michigan.” He pauses to let this remarkable record sink in before adding, “I probably dedicated 60 hours a week to debate during debate season.” This staggering commitment brings to mind Gladwell’s thesis in Outliers: that genius is composed in large part of perspiration, or what he calls the “10,000 hour rule,” the amount of time, roughly, that you need to practice a specific task to become an expert.

When Silver was not debating, he was playing Scoresheet Baseball with his friend Ray. They applied a kind of Moneyball methodology based on player statistics, and very quickly amassed one of the best teams in the league. Many years later, Silver would channel this passion for baseball into Pecota, a website that specialized in calculating the prospects of Major League Baseball players and which subsequently inspired his move into politics. And then there was his brief-but-glorious career as an online poker shark, largely as a way to temper the boredom of a consultancy gig with accountancy firm KPMG.

“One of the KPMG buzz words at the time was boundarylessness—it was such a good distillation of a totally meaningless corporate-speak cliché,” Silver recalls. “When people ask for career advice, I try not to be specific. I just say, ‘Don’t let yourself get bored; if you’re getting bored, you’re probably doing something wrong.’ ”

Silver eventually quit his day job to focus on cards, making $400,000 in just over two years, before realizing that bad players were a nonrenewable resource. “If you’re a bad player, you either become a good player or you go broke, and either way you are no longer available for others to beat,” he says. “Once the pond dries up, even the sharks begin to starve.” So out of the pond he flopped, and into the sea of analysis he swam.

If these pastimes—poker, baseball, debating Chinese–U.S. relations—seem atypical of the average twentysomething gay guy, perhaps it’s because gay nerds have a low profile in our culture. “To my friends, I’m kind of sexually gay but ethnically straight,” explains Silver, who came out to his parents after spending a year in London studying economics—“I don’t know how I got any work done”—and considers gay conformity as perfidious as straight conformity. He supports marriage equality, but worries that growing acceptance of gays will dent our capacity to question broader injustice.

Click here to read the full article, from OUT Magazine.

The Recovering Politician Bookstore

     

The RP on The Daily Show