Winner, Winner (Kentucky Fried) Chicken Dinner in The RP’s KY Political Brief “Breaking Bad” Contest

WARNING: PLENTY OF SPOILERS AHEAD

Wow.  The greatest television show in the history of the program is over. And it was a brilliant sendoff.

(I have only one qualm:  Why did Walt tell Lydia that her flu-like symptoms were the result of ricin poisoning? Doesn’t that give her the opportunity to get medical help?  I only see two explanations — it is too late for Lydia’s salvation, or this yet another example of Walt’s hubris/sloppiness thwarting his intentions.)

Nearly two dozen members of the RP Nation submitted entries in our first/last annual “Breaking Bad” series finale (“Felina”) prediction contest.  Most of our entries were quite creative, but WAY WAY off.  So many of you had Skyler, and even poor Holly, dying; others were convinced Walt would off his former Gray Matter partners.  And no one forecast the cameo return of the most hilarious comedy pair since Lucy and Desi — Badger and Skinny Pete.

Check out all of the entries here.

BUT we did find a winner — and it turns out he is a future recovering politician — Madison County (KY) Attorney Marc Robbins.  Here’s Marc’s entry:

Walt rescues Jessie (bitch), blows away Todd and crew, and takes the ricin.

 

Screen shot 2013-09-29 at 10.24.05 PM.JPGMuch to Marc’s discredit, his summary was quite brief; we all knew from the flash forward several weeks that Walt took the ricin from his old home; and Walt doesn’t “blow away” Todd — Jesse strangles him (kudos to Stuart Cobb for guessing that detail!)  And what’s with that Facebook profile pic, Marc?!!!?!?

But one of the central unanswered questions was how Walt would treat Jesse should they meet again — and with Walt returning to his somewhat sympathetic roots, Marc was on the money.  So he wins my two lower Rupp Arena tickets for the UNC Asheville game in November.  Mazel Tov, Marc Robbins!

The prize for the most humorous entry goes to recovering blogger, Bob Layton.  Here was his entry:

Bob Layton ·  Top Commenter · University of Kentucky Alternatively, Walter goes straight to the compound, is in the process of busting Jesse out when the neo-Nazis arrive. During the ensuing brawl, Walter, Jesse, and the neo-Nazis all spill through the fourth wall, onto an adjoining soundset where Buddy Bizarre is rehearsing a glitzy musical number called the French Mistake. Walter and Jesse then find their R.V., and hand in hand, ride off into the sunset.

While the competition was far tougher in this category (honorable mention to Adam Gibson, Sandy Levy, and Mike Mabry), Bob gets kudos for his evocation of two of my favorite things: marriage equality and Jewish humor (Buddy Bizarre and the French Mistake are references from Mel Brooks’ extraordinary film, Blazing Saddles).

So for kissing the tuchus of the judging panel, Bob wins autographed copies of both The Recovering Politician’s Twelve Step Program to Survive Crisis and John Y’s Musings from the Middle.

Guess I got what I deserved
Kept you waiting there too long my love.
All that time without a word
Didn’t know you’d think that I’d forget
Or I’d regret the special love I have for you –
My Baby Blue.

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