Happy 20th Anniversary — Seinfeld’s “The Contest”

Today’s Thanksgiving celebration is especially meaningful to Seinfeld fan-boys like me.

For today also marks the 20th anniversary of the most brilliantly funny 22 minutes television has ever seen — the uber-classic episode entitled “The Contest.”

“The Contest” is about…well Seinfeld never uses the word either. So if you are too young to remember, or too sheltered to have seen it, or you can’t wait to laugh again, enjoy the first few minutes of comedic history: