John Y’s Musings from the Middle: Wireless Carriers

Can you say this about your wireless carrier?

I figure that I spend at least 100 minutes a month “pretending” to be talking on my cell phone.

I’m not really talking to anyone but only pretending to in order to slip out of a crowded event or avoid talking to someone when I just don’t feel like talking.

And hoping that my phone doesn’t ring while pretending to be talking to a dead line.

And my wireless carrier doesn’t charge me a penny for this 100 hour monthly usage.

One more reason I am sticking with my carrier.