John Y’s Musings from the Middle: Chick-fil-A

Used to be if you were hungry for chicken and in a hurry–and against gay marriage–there wasn’t a clear fast food option.

Not anymore.

Chick-fil-A has finally articulated what most suspected. They want to dominate market share of the heterosexual chicken eating population by coming out against gay-marriage.

No surprises here. I mean, c’mon. “Chick” is in the name.

“I’ve loved Chik-fil-A from the first time I tried it. That’s got to count for something.”

I’ll be watching next month for the new Chick-fil-A “Hetero Combo” featuring a masculine looking sandwich with two chicken breasts and straight looking garnishments.

This creates a frenzy among the remaining fast food chicken chains to see who will try to appeal to the gay friendly chicken eating population.

Apparently rumors that Popeye’s is considering moving their headquarters to Fire Island, NY and that KFC is introducing the “Judy Garland Over the Rainbow” sandwich are false. However it does appear that Dairy Queen is working on playing both sides with the “Big Butch Chicken Basket”