When in Rome…Hey What am I Supposed to Do?

Two Jews walk into a castle in Rome…

OK, I forget the punchline.

Anyway, I need your help.

I’m in Rome for a few days (for the first time), and I need some advice. I’m ready to hit the usual suspects: the Sistine Chapel, the Colosseum, Caesar’s Palace, yaddio, yaddio, yaddio.

But I need some advice about hidden treasures, special restaurants, shops to purchase Roman candles, you name it.

I also could use a little basic Italian for dummies.

The only phrases I know are “Grazie”; “Arriva Derci”; “Stoo Gatz”; “Gabagool”; “Goomba” and “Badda Bing.”  (Thanks, Tony and Carmela!)

So show a paizano some amore and leave your comments below.  And I hope you are having a great weekend.