UK vs. Wisconsin, A Tweet Recap (SPOILER ALERT: Bad jokes ahead)

The biggest shot taken in Dallas since Kristen winged J.R.

 

To all my dear friends in Connecticut: I humbly apologize that for the next 48 hours, I will hate your guts. #bbn @jahimes

— Jonathan Miller (@RecoveringPol) April 6, 2014

Oh my god. That was the biggest shot in Dallas since Kristen winged J.R. #bbn

— Jonathan Miller (@RecoveringPol) April 6, 2014

There's an AP for that… #bbn

— Jonathan Miller (@RecoveringPol) April 6, 2014

This was the wrong day to get my first mani pedi.

— Jonathan Miller (@RecoveringPol) April 6, 2014

This is the best run since Forrest Gump strapped on a helmet. #bbn

— Jonathan Miller (@RecoveringPol) April 6, 2014

Marcus F'ing Lee > Robert E. Lee

— Jonathan Miller (@RecoveringPol) April 6, 2014

PROTIP: "PROTIP" is so 2011. PROTIP 2: "So 2011" is so 2013.

— Jonathan Miller (@RecoveringPol) April 6, 2014

Watching the game with my baby daughter @abbygator16 and her boyfriend @Tater_bug57 who is a classmate of the UK starting lineup. #ImOld

— Jonathan Miller (@RecoveringPol) April 6, 2014

I love all of these out of staters criticizing the #fancast as "biased." And they call Kentuckians stupid? #bbn @buzzbaker

— Jonathan Miller (@RecoveringPol) April 6, 2014

RT @MattBevin What a match! Really enjoying this outstanding dog fight with Ben Franklin, George Washington, and Michael Vick.

— Jonathan Miller (@RecoveringPol) April 6, 2014

.@buzzbaker Loving the Cats means never having to say you're sorry. #bbn

— Jonathan Miller (@RecoveringPol) April 6, 2014

Pre game photo of today's ref crew: http://t.co/VRTyUGEwxG

— Jonathan Miller (@RecoveringPol) April 6, 2014

Again, I am a HUGE fan of Stevie Wonder, but he has no business reffing this game. #bbn

— Jonathan Miller (@RecoveringPol) April 6, 2014

Thank God, Julius Randle is back. He's the best J.R. to come out of Dallas since…uh…it will come to me… #bbn

— Jonathan Miller (@RecoveringPol) April 6, 2014

This Kaminsky dude is the worst overactor I've seen since Full House was cancelled.

— Jonathan Miller (@RecoveringPol) April 6, 2014

I love this #teamcast, but can't they stop running that damn Grant Hill commercial on our broadcast? #DukeSucks #bbn

— Jonathan Miller (@RecoveringPol) April 6, 2014

Anti-catite MT @TheFix For 5 minutes, I was accidentally watching the Kentucky "team cast." That was 5 of the worst minutes of my life.

— Jonathan Miller (@RecoveringPol) April 6, 2014

Settled: @rexchapman is a better baller than balladeer.

— Jonathan Miller (@RecoveringPol) April 6, 2014

RT @MattBevin So excited about the big match tonight. I'm rooting for the rooster with the blue ribbon! #Cockgate

— Jonathan Miller (@RecoveringPol) April 6, 2014

RT if you think Kentucky will win. Go to bed if you think Wisconsin will win.

— Jonathan Miller (@RecoveringPol) April 6, 2014

If this Killers dude wants to pay tribute to 90s era UNLV, he should close this song by biting on a white towel.

— Jonathan Miller (@RecoveringPol) April 6, 2014

OK, name 3 great things that came from Wisconsin: 1. The Fonz. 2. Cheese. 3… Uh…I give up.

— Jonathan Miller (@RecoveringPol) April 6, 2014