Election Day Thoughts from an Anonymous RP

Hey, I wanted to let you know what I am hearing. There is a lot of buzz in the air that it’s heavy in the suburbs. Or the cities. Or both.

But I think it’s going to come down to who is able to get their vote out, because the only poll that matters is on Election Day. Or what the people are telling me on the street.  Or both.

I think this weather is really going to help the Republicans with their GOTV. Or the Democrats. Or both.

And I don’t believe the polls anyway, because I’ve never been polled. And the polls are all slanted toward the Democrats anyway. Or the Republicans. Or both.

So I think the winner is likely to be the candidate who gets more votes with early, absentee, in person, and intergalactic votes counted. Or all of them.

So happy cliche day. Or Election Day. Or both.

UPDATE (4:22 PM):

I hear the exits are showing that the Republicans are winning in a number of places.  In other news, Democrats are also winning in certain places.  But the independents are trying to pull off some places other than those.

It’s going to be a long night.  We may be counting votes into tomorrow.