A Twitter Summary of One-Liners from the UK/UL Dream Game

So this is what a room without a roof feels like. #bbn #happy #Elite8

— Jonathan Miller (@RecoveringPol) March 29, 2014

RT @Team_Mitch : Kudos to the Michigan State Spartans for a great win tonight. You made all of Kentucky so proud! I didn't miss a second!

— Jonathan Miller (@RecoveringPol) March 29, 2014

Show that replay one more time, CBS. I'm pretty sure you missed the man from behind the grassy knoll.

— Jonathan Miller (@RecoveringPol) March 29, 2014

Wonder twin powers, activate: form of an ice dagger!

— Jonathan Miller (@RecoveringPol) March 29, 2014

These Sprint framily ads are as strange and awkward as @Team_Mitch waving a rifle.

— Jonathan Miller (@RecoveringPol) March 29, 2014

Thought for a second that the "reunited" commercial was a @Team_Mitch ad

— Jonathan Miller (@RecoveringPol) March 29, 2014

RT @Team_Mitch: a great battle between two honorable teams for the honor of getting their asses kicked by Michigan on Sunday #bbn

— Jonathan Miller (@RecoveringPol) March 29, 2014

Wonder twin power: activate! #bbn

— Jonathan Miller (@RecoveringPol) March 29, 2014

RT @Team_Mitch: Ha, you #bbn morons. About now you wish I had gotten Julius Randle suspended for the game. Go Blue Devils!

— Jonathan Miller (@RecoveringPol) March 29, 2014

At dark times like these, I take great comfort in remembering that Duke lost in the first round.

— Jonathan Miller (@RecoveringPol) March 29, 2014

RT @Team_Mitch It's tipoff time. Go Cavs, beat those Spartans!!!

— Jonathan Miller (@RecoveringPol) March 29, 2014

To all my good friends from Louisville, please forgive me for hating your guts the next few hours. #ThingsICouldn'tSayWhenIWasInPolitics

— Jonathan Miller (@RecoveringPol) March 29, 2014

Cats > Cards

— Jonathan Miller (@RecoveringPol) March 29, 2014