John Y’s Musings from the Middle: Summer Blockbusters

Now there’s a summer blockbuster!!

On vacation this week I’ve seen 3 movies.

Dictator, That’s My Boy, and Think Like a Man (a topic stretched to nearly 2 hours that could have easily been handled in less than 2 minutes)

There were fresh and hilarious lines in all 3 movies–but probably only enough for one really good movie.

So….I guess what I’m saying is I wish someone had combined the three movies and made one really good movie about a short-sighted, shallow and cadish guy who as a teenager has a son out of wedlock (with his hot high school teacher) and after becoming a dictator in a Middle Eastern country works to resolve that relationship by getting drunk and going to strip joints with his formerly estranged son.