John Y’s Musings from the Middle: How to be the Smartest Guy in the Room

My secret technique for being the smartest guy in the room

First, find an event being held in a very small room with poor ventilation.

Next, get there early before anyone else arrives.

Finally. lock the door before others arrive and don’t allow anyone else in the room with you.

You’ll automatically be the “Smartest Guy in the Room (or Gal)”

Note: Tomorrow I will disclose my secret technique for being the dumbest guy in the room