John Y’s Musings from the Middle: Four Kinds of People

There are four kinds of people in the world.

There are those who say “You can’t do that.”

And there are those who say, “I just did.”

Then there is the group who says, “I told them that they couldn’t do that in here and that they were going to get in trouble if they didn’t stop…but they went ahead and did it anyway. I couldn’t believe it and was about to call and tell on them but couldn’t find find my phone.”

And finally there is the fourth group who says, “Phst. I could do that much better than they did. I just don’t want to right now. You can use my phone if you want to.”

We could probably use a fifth kind.