You know that thing you’ve been thinking about doing?
No. Not that one. The other one.
You know the one.
Yes, that one. That’s the one.
Don’t do it. Just don’t.
I know. I know. Heard it all before. Remember about this time last year? Same situation and how did that turn out for you?
This would be yet another “bad choice,” as they like to say. And, really, haven’t you made enough of those already?
Just let it go. Trust me on this. You’ll thank me a month from now.
Don’t forget to brush your teeth. And why don’t you try flossing for a change?