John Y’s Musings from the Middle: An Updated Version of Me

I am getting a little nervous.

Everything I use each day seems to have a new updated version that needs to be downloaded every six months or so.

I am 50 years old and can’t remember the last time I offered an updated download for myself.

I hope no one js getting suspicious that I may not have one.

I am starting to feel like the driver of a car that has driven 50,000 miles and has forgotten ever to get an oil change– and there are no Valvoline stations in sight.

I am just going to pretend I have one even though there is nothing really to download. Kind of like a placebo or sugar pill to make us feel better but has no medical use. Just psychological. I think that’s what a lot of these tech updated downloads are anyway.

So…For the latest updated version of me, John Y Brown III, please click here. And use your imagination. While taking a sugar pill.