John Y’s Musings from the Middle: An ad I wonder if we’ll ever see…

“Is your real life making you depressed because your virtual life is so much more awesome–and only getting awesomer?

(Screen: Image of a “virtual life” making fun of an image of a despondent “actual life”)

Then you may want to consider asking your doctor about ProzacFB.

ProzacFB is a new drug that blocks the brain receptor identified by neurologists called 5HC2-FB (that creates pleasure from receiving “likes” on Facebook).

Once this pleasure receptor is blocked, patients will again be able to return to activities like reading books, exercise, manual hobbies, and interacting more frequently with live human beings.

It doesn’t mean that your virtual life will be ending…..only that your real life life won’t be so darned jealous of it.”

(Screen: Image of an “actual life” staring down image of a “virtual life”)