John Y. Brown, III: An American in Turkey

576414_10152369543230515_1307371255_n-1What if the most remarkable country in the world that has been negatively and unfairly defined by a single movie?

If you answered “Turkey” and “Midnight Express,” I’d say you and I agree.

In Ephesus today.

Here I momentarily forget what I’m thinking about and inadvertently find myself captivated by the tour guide’s explanation of the city’s history.

It happened many times today.

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Kickin' it with my girl, Ottoman style! ; )

Kickin’ it with my girl, Ottoman style! ; )

One of the greatest sins we can commit is to have a chance to get to know extraordinary people.

And then not take advantage of it.

And you never know when the opportunity will present itself. So always be ready to talk. Even when your not sure.

This pic of a cat siting on a column led to some chuckles from my wife and daughter but then a nice lady with a very professional looking camera decided to take the same shot. I nudged my wife and daughter and said, “Told ya it was a good photo to take.”

The woman with the professional camera overheard us and, along with her husband, laughed. And that’s all I needed. Over the next 20 minutes I learned that Matt worked as a VC for 6 years before he and his wife, Erica, dropped out and became professional world travelers 2 years earlier. They’ve visited and written about 30 countries, mostly about economic development but also offering a sort of personal Trip Adviser take on each destination. (Think of Albert Brooks’ Lost in America —but working out. And going international.)

Next year Matt hopes to find himself in Standord’s MBA program. And deserves to be there.

And if that still isn’t enough to pique your curiosity, their website is titled “What if” with the tag line, “Living to never wonder, What if”

Extraordinary young people I have a feeling I’ll see again and already have suggested they write for a blog and would love to help these two any way I can.

And I never even took the time to go back and thank the cat for awkwardly sitting on that column and giving me an excuse to meet to fine young Americans–Living the American Dream. (without a sarcastic overtone)

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154741_10152369570640515_229255042_nOh no you didn’t!

You didn’t really dismiss the idea of an American ever beating you in backgammon, before I did!

“Here, we play very fast.”

“In Kentucky, we just beat you. Whether you get beat playing in fast motion or slow motion is completely up to you.”

I wanted to say but didn’t. Instead, I said, “Oh, OK. Sure. Maybe we can play sometime.” ; )

Me with our world class tour guy and all round great guy….getting a free backgammon lesson from his KY friend.

“Many people think backgammon came from Persia. Actually, it came from Appalachia.” Something else I wanted to say but didn’t have the courage. ; )

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Theology and social media? No!!

My deep insight of the day offered to our tour group.

In Ephesus our tour guide was explaining the “Letters” written from the area by Saul of Taursus and John and St John –and how these letters later became entire books of the Bible.

“Sir,” I offered, “Can you imagine what the Bible would look like if they’d had email back then and communicated informally via email, texts and Twitter? It would be a third of the length and filled with ridiculous acronyms and smiley faces and even a few LOLs!”

I’m pretty sure no one had ever made that point to him before and was pretty proud of my theological insight. ; )

LOL!

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Who doesn’t remember where they were and what they were doing the first time they imagined being in a Turkish prison?

I know I sure do.

It was primary Election Night in Kentucky in May of 1979 and my father was running for governor and locked in a tight battle with Terry McBrayer and Harvey Sloane that was too close to call. But that was all happening in the big room next door. Lots of people frantically tracking election returns and wondering who would pull out the victory.

But I was in the next room with my door closed. I was 15 years old and didn’t want to be bothered. I was transfixed on the movie playing in the room that night that I had ordered. Ordered not once. Not twice. But three times.

Midnight Express.

The riveting true story of Billy Hayes, a young American caught smuggling hashish in Istanbul, Turkey and made an example of…and eventually receiving a life sentence.

Before escaping.

The movie also collected a number of Oscars that year.

That was 34 years ago. And today I am about to set foot for the first time in my life in Istanbul. And, as I said at the beginning of this post, I’ll never forget the time and place when I first imagined being in a Turkish prison. And haven’t in 34 years.

Oh yeah, and my father won that night by the narrowest of margins. But that’s another whole story that really was in the background to my discovering Midnight Express.

And the strangest part of all? I’m telling the truth.

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The best of the essence of Istanbul, Turkey in the evening.

Click here to watch an impromptu video: Prayer ritual (with the Blue and Bosphorus Mosques in the background)

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74001_10152376098215515_109267763_nA new approach to dealing with overly aggressive street vendors abroad.

When a cruise ship lands in a country with an emerging economy and disembarks hundreds of tourists, it means “Time to go to work” for hundreds –even thousands–of street vendors. And these master salespeople have no incentive to constrain their aggressive tactics. They won’t see us again and are “swinging for the fences with each of us.” They will follow a new tourist relentlessly –for blocks…asking for the sale not once, twice or even three times. But over a dozen times. Until if starts to feel like a shake-down, “I’ll stop closing you if you buy something. Anything.”

So, here’s what I tried. And it worked.I pulled out my wallet and said, “See this wallet. It is a good as new wallet that I paid $35 for and has a market value right now of $25. But for you, today, I’ll will sell it to you for $20. No…because you are a first time customer and I am visiting your country, you can have it today for just $15.”

And then I took off my jacket–and laughing with my new street vendor friend–told him, “Feel this material. It is a rare material hand made by NASA. This jacket will look so good on you and you can’t get it anywhere else except me. I’m the only American tourist wearing it today and I could easily get $80 for it on the ship…but for you…..for you, $40! And I’ll throw in the wallet for just $10 now” And so on.

I went 2 for 2. And then got back on the ship and stayed there.

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